let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)
pros:
- it’s gender neutral
- you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician
- you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)
cons:
- ????
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- Dean: I made tea.
- Sam: I don’t want tea.
- Dean: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
- Sam: Then why did you tell me?
- Dean: It’s a conversation starter.
- Sam: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
- Dean: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
it makes sense since, from what i’m aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at
CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM
YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR.
WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.
why is everyone screaming
FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG.
why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"
I’m a dog lover, and I like cats. I don’t especially love them, but I hold nothing against them. They’re cute and fluffy and as long as they aren’t asshole they’re cool in my book. Lol
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
an “I’m a little teapot” parody could feasibly end with the phrase “and eat me out”
I’m a little tea thot
Short and stout
Here is my asshole, there is your snout
When I get all worked up hear me shout:
Bend me over and eat me out!
holy shit
no you don’t understand
I love Cas so much
I want to hug him, and wrap him in a blanket and make him tea and coffee and hot chocolate
and I want to sit and listen to anything he has to say
and I want to tell him he’s amazing and important and loved and a hero;
the fact that I physically can’t do that makes me mad
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I love Steven Universe, but I understand it’s not everyone else’s cup of tea.
I think most of the reaction of die hard defending the show is the fear that it’s going to be taken from us. Either by people making it something shameful to like, or by it becoming unpopular enough to cancel.
And tbh, if healing narratives are what you’re into (which is so cathartic to so many abuse survivors like me) then this show is perfect and its message is so rare.
So basically, not everyone has to like it, but I’d appreciate non-fans not making fun of it or us.
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